Desolation of thought
And the sum of zeros
Intuition is dead
All hail control

The cracking of eggs
And the cracking of heads
Propose a persuasive deal
I will raise you

Always keep a safe distance
Go forth
Its getting hard
No its not

Take action
Take lead
Take a break
From the start again, more quickly this time

Gain ground
Spinning top
Never stop
From the start again, ever faster

The game consists of ladders and snakes
Each player competes with the rest
Snakes move you down
Ladders move you up

In their turn players toss the dice
The game is completely random
Competition is encouraged to the extreme
Cut-throat competition is what makes it so much more fun to watch

Of course players do not start from the same position
Positions go from zero to a hundred
The average start is at minus fifty
But a lucky one percent starts at a thousand

The game has just one rule, under no circumnstances are you allowed to pass
There is also a roulette wheel that decides who gets terminated
Once terminated the game stops for you no matter if you were winning or not
Once terminated you keep nothing of the points you earned while playing

While this is true, it gets very ugly within the game when you are losing
It is very rare for players in the bottom to win but it is feasible
And it is spectacular when this happens
Previous versions of the game were much more static in that regard

It is important you seem to enjoy it
The game depends on people thinking that the rest enjoy it
The best part is that the players are given no instructions
This makes them all so confused which makes the game hilarious to watch

All the initial players have been iteratively replaced by new ones
Yet the new ones follow the rules blindly
It is like this social experiment with the monkeys and the banana
No monkey even thinks of touching it without even knowing why

Step one: season the beaten eggs well with pepper and salt
Step two: heat the oil in a non-stick frying pan
Step three: pour the eggs into the pan evenly across its surface
Step four: at this point you can fill the omelette with whatever you like